Bye Bye, Brycie

Thursday, Aug. 12, 2010

This one's tough. I say that because this is my last humor column for The Post and Courier. Read story.

A day in the life of Capt. Amazing

Thursday, Aug. 5, 2010

After spending an entire day with a video camera, documenting every minute detail of my daily life and all its intricacies, I learned a valuable lesson: God I'm boring. Read story.

REQUEST YOURSELF

Finding others on Facebook with the same name can be fun, creepy

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Googling yourself is so three years ago. Today, all the cool kids are friend requesting people with the same name as theirs on Facebook. Read story.

How to beat the heat until it calls you 'Daddy'

Thursday, July 15, 2010

It's hot out there this summer. Now I'm not talking kinda hot. I'm talking pack-of-lit-firecrackers-on-the-hood-of-a-black-car-being-driven-by-Marisa-Miller hot. Read story.

It's a holiday at the office

Thursday, July 8, 2010

The only thing better than a holiday that falls on a workday is a holiday that falls on a weekend so you get a day off of your choosing during the next week because, hey, this is America and we will try to come up with any reason possible to not work/drink beer. Read story.

Laying down the law

Thursday, July 1, 2010

ATTENTION TOURISTS: In Charleston it's illegal to punch somebody in the face. Read story.

Catching up with the magazine People

Thursday, June 24, 2010

It was exactly four years ago that I was in People magazine's "Hottest Bachelors" issue. Since then, my life has changed dramatically. I got an agent. I started doing speaking engagements. I wrote two books. I became a pathological liar. Read story.

Aha! I've got it! (Wait, no, that's just gas)

Thursday, June 17, 2010

I was a college senior faced with the unenviable task of dumping my then-girlfriend over e-mail. Now before you go judging me for breaking up in a non-face-to-face manner, know this: Her apartment was, like, six blocks away and it was really hot out that day. Plus, she didn't have A/C. Read story.

An American's guide to the World Cup

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Believe it or not, America, starting Friday is the beginning of a sporting event that is bigger than the Super Bowl and BCS national championship game put together. Read story.

Are you smart enough to walk a dog?

Thursday, June 3, 2010

We've all been there. We do something stupid to injure one of our hands and immediately think to ourselves: "Great. Now how am I going to wipe my butt?" Read story.

Follow these tips; intern, you might get fired

Thursday, May 27, 2010

Ah, inteAh, intern season is upon us. That magical time of year when young, impressionable minds come into the workplace ready and eager to soak up all the wisdom and knowledge they can from veteran employees who, in turn, finally get a chance to share the way they prefer their coffee. Read story.

X marks the spot (where I quit)

Thursday, May 20, 2010

So the other day I got the brilliant idea to get in better shape. Now I'm not talking about the creepy 55-year-old-guy-who-you-can-tell-by-looking-at-his-face-he's-55-but-he's-so-ripped-that-he-actually-has-some-sort-of-freakish-back-abs kind of shape; I'm talking about the more realistic I-don't-want-to-be-the-skinny-white-guy-who-is-thin-all-over-but-somehow-against-all-logic-has-a-hairy-gut kind of shape. Read story.

Hail to the cheap

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Staring straight up at the splendor that is the Washington Monument, an edifice that took hundreds of men nearly 30 years to build, I couldn't help but wonder what the hell my wife and I were thinking when we decided to have kids. I mean, everywhere you look along the National Mall, they're there. Standing in their stupid sunglasses and hats with flat bills and shirts three sizes too big and hair so long you can't tell if they're a boy or a girl and oh, my God, I've turned into my father. Read story.

Palmetto 200 proves that relays have very little to do with running

Thursday, May 6, 2010

No matter how good an argument you lay out for somebody, they still think you're crazy. Read story.

One lesson learned a year? Yeah, that seems about right

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Last week, I celebrated my 35th birthday. Which got me thinking: Maybe it is a little creepy that I had my party at Chuck E. Cheese. But it also left me doing a little reflecting on all the things I've learned over the years. Things like how you should always respect your elders until they leave the room, and if it's hissing, don't pick it up. Read story.